Hindi Msg

Nishana jo le wo survir,

Nishane pe lag jaye wo teer,

Dil me jo utar jaye wo Tasvir,

Aap jaise dosto ka sath mil jaye woh Taqdir

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Log kahtey hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi,

Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi

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Samundar jaisa syllabus hain,

Talab jitna sikhaya jata hain,

Balti bhar jitna yaad aata hain,

Mug jitna likha jata hain,

Aur boond jitne marks milte hain!

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Panjabi ladke ladkio ko is tarah parpose karte hai-

Pipal da boota hove te ganne da ras hove,

j mera vas hove te teri maa meri sass hove.

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Rabba dukh na devi dost mere nu,

saanu chahe dukhan da paharr dede.

Ghumme nawe-nawe MotrCycle te dost saada,

saanu bhawein mercedes car dede.

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ShahJahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,

Har Meenar Ko Dekha,

Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,

Har Khidki Se Dekha...

Aur Bola...

Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

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Maine apko phone kiya to network bola, namaskar

pagal ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,

Aap jis pagal se iss waqt

baat karna chahte hain, uska

DIMAAG SWITCH OFF HAI.

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Dosti cheez nahi jatane ki.

Hume adat nahi kisi ko bhulane ki.

Hum islie karte hai bat kum,

Kyunki nazar lag jathi hai rishto ko zamane ki

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Zuban Hi Sirf Ek Zaria Nahi,

JoAaap Shabdon Ko Samajh Paayenge.

kabhi Aankhon Mein Jhaank Kar Dekhiye,

Hazaro Alfaz Khud B Khud Bikhar Jayenge.

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Arz kiya hai..... , Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai,

wah wah! wah wah!,

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai ,

khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?,

ha ha ha ha.....

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You r my sweet SONA ,

I don't want u KHONA

I want a place in your heart's KONA,

Otherwise i will start RONA,

Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

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Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya ,

to night ko sleeping chor diya,

tere face ki gentle beauty ne,

mere kind heart ko phor diya

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Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka,

toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,

na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,

aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum,

Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum,

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

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meray marnay kay baad meray doston yun ansoo na bahana,

agar yaad aye to seedhay upar chalay ana

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Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi,

jis ko aankh maari thi,

Woh sendal kitni bhaari thi,

jo us ney sar per maari thi

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kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa,

vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa,

vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa

vo sar ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa,

vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa ,

vo orals ki khahani vo Lab-on ka kissaa....

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,

tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,

tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai

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Kya aankheiN hain aapki,

kya baatein hain aapki..

us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... ,

maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

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Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein , aur mita dete hain,

Unke liye ye khel hoga , magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

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chand pe kali ghata chahti ti hogi,

sitaron ko muskarahat aati to hogi

tum lakh chupao dunia se magar

akele main tumhain apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.

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Teri palko pe khwab rakh gaya koi,

Tere saso pe naam likh gaya koi,

Chalo vaada raha tumse,

Bhool jana hame,

agar hum se acha tumhe mil gaya koi."

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"Tu Mila Hai To Yeh Ahesaas Hai Mujhko..

Ye Meri Umra Muhabbat Ke Liye Thodi Hai...

Ek Zara Sa, Zindagi Ka Bhi Haq Hai Jis Par,

Maine Woh Saans Bhi Tere Liye Rakh Chhodi Hai..."

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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,

Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,

Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,

isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

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Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho,

Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho,

Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,

Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho.

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Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai,

na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai,

aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko,

Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai

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Jis din se juda vo humse hue,

is dil ne dharkna chor diya,

hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra,

taaro ne chamkna chor diya

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Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi,

yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi,

shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum,

itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi

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Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...

KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...

THARTHARATA BADAN ...

mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI.....

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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki

tera chehra khila khila

jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya

to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,

PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho,

SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,

KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!