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Agar apni Jan pyari hai to
Jitne bhi sms inbox me hai
sab send karo!
Khabardar!
Draft me kya hai wo bhi bhejo
Haso mat msg bhejo Yaar...


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Agar tum fail huye to
mujhe papa mat kahna
after exam
father: what's your Result
Son: sorry yar mahesh tune
baap kahlane ka haq kho diya....


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Hum to dosti ke saudagar hai
Dil ka sauda sacha kar jayenge
agar honge aap hamari dosti ke khariddar
to dosti ki kasam hum muft me bik jayenge


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Teacher: Jawani aur budhape me farak batao ?
Jawani me mobile me hasino ke number hote hai
aur budhape me hakeemo ke!


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pyar ka ye daman kabhi na tute..
aap humse kabhi na ruthe
is kadar dosti nibhayenege aapse
ki ye dharkane khamos ho jaye
fir bhi ye rista na tute..


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Galib ne 4 ghante ladki ka intjar kiya
aur ek ser padha..
intha ho gai Pyar ki.


Intha ho gai pyar ki

maa ki aankh yese puar ki


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