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Chor1: Police aa rahi hai! Jaldi!

Khirki se kudo!

Chor2: Lekin hum 13th floor pe hai

Chor1: Ye samay andh vishwash ka nahi hai


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Changu:Ye kis type ka kutta hai?

Mangu: Police Dog

Changu: Lagta to Nahi!

Mangu: Of Course, Yeh Undercover agent hai


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Pati : Kal ka paper kaha hai

Patni : Usme maine kuda lapet diya

Pati : Oh! mujhe dekhna tha

Patni : aaj kuchh nahi tha dekhne ka

chayepati aur ande ke chhilke the


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Changu : Aare Mangu Painting Karne me

tumhe itna pasina aa raha hai

Jaket kyou nahi utar dete

Mangu : Dabe pe likha hai apply to coats!


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Wife : Kahi bhi paise rakhu beta chura leta hai! Kya karu

Pati : Uski Kitab me rakh do use kabhi nahi kholta


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Wife:-I will die.

Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?

Husband:- because I can't bear this much happiness


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Bina sawan barsat nahi hoti,

Suraj doobe bina raat nahi hoti,

Apni to aadat hai aisi...,

Aapko wish kiye bina

Din ki shuruaat nahi hoti...

HAVE A NICE DAY FRIEND


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Samandar Mai Fana Hona To Kismat Ki Kahani Hai,

Jo Marte Hai Kinaron Par Mujhe Dukh Un Pe Hota Hai.


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muqtasar lafzoon mai hai , ye ab mizaje dosti ...

raabte beshak hai sab se wabaste koi nahi ...hai


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Kisi Dost Ko Fazool Na Samjho. KYUN Ke

Jo Darakht Phal Nahi Deta WOH Saaya Zaroor Deta Hai


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Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,

har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,

koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,

har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari


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Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deta,

Tumhari ek ada pe kai gazal bana deta,

Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,

Warna AMBALA me bhi TAJMAHAL bana deta...


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Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin.

Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain.

Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hain..


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Agar Rasta Khubsurat hai to pata kijiye ki kis Manzil tak jaata hai,

Aur agar Manzil Khubsurat hai to Raste ki Parvah matt kijiye.


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Rahat bhi apse aati hai chahat bhi apse aati hai

humse kabhi ruthna nahi......

kyo ki hamari muskurahat bhi apse aati hai


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apke muskurahat ke ham sukragujar hain !

isiliye to aajtak ham berojgar hain!


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Palbhar me jo toot jaye wo KASAM nahi,

doston ko bhul jaye wo Hum nahi,

hum Apko bhul jaye,is baat me DUM nahi,

aur AAP hame bhul jao,itne bure....


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Bhul jaye tumhe ye namumkin bat hai,

Naho yakin to aur bat hai,

Jab tak rahegi sans tab tak rahegi yaad aap ka,

Ye sans hi tut jaye to aur baat hai.........


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RISTEY HOTE HAIN ZINDAGI BITANE KE LIYE,

HUM KOSHISH KARENGE ISE NIBHANE KE LIYE,

MILNE KA TOH ABHI NASIB MAIN NAHIN HAI,

LO SMS KIYA APNI YAAD DILANE KE LIYE....


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Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti Zindgi gamo se dur nahi hoti

Dosti ke in palon ko saja kar rakhna,

Ye sab ke nasib me nahi ho


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mandiro me hath jode jate hai,

masjido me hath failaye jate hai pyar me hath dilaye jate hai,

dosti hi ek eisa zasba hai jisme,

hath milaye jate hai.


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Ansu He Ankho Me Pr Bah Nhi Sakte

Duniawalo Se Darte H islie

Kuch Kah Nhi Sakte Pr Ye

to Aap B Smjte Honge Ki Hm Aapke Bina Rah Nhi Sakte


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popet man sayari, bina pair ke chal sakte hai,

bina aankh ke dekh sakte hai,

bina kan ke sun sakte hai,

agar app sath de to hum markar bhi ji sakte hai.


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Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,

Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai

Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,

Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai